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ToddtheFox
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm    Post subject: Awesome goalie quotes Reply with quote

I just did a quick google search and found so many gems from goalies or about goalies. They are 100% stolen off some website but they are still awesome.

"There is no position in sport as noble as goaltending" - Vladislav Tretiak, former great Russian goaltender

or

"Playing goal is like being shot at" - Jaques Plante

link
https://www.msu.edu/user/baujason/quote.html

I thought they were cool

Anyone else got any favourites?
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itechwarrior
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"He punched me. If that's his best punch, he'll be in trouble some day."

- Patrick Roy

"I can't hear what Jeremy says because my ears are blocked with my two Stanley Cup rings."

- Patrick Roy
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puckstopper135
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"How would you like a job where everytime you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18 000 people boo?"
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itechwarrior
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

”I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie. - Brett Hull
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Lupin III
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Read one in Goalie's World from Turco. Not restricted to goaltending but: Stats are like bikinis: they show a lot but they don't show everything.
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Butters McFly
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
"I can't hear what Jeremy says because my ears are blocked with my two Stanley Cup rings."

- Patrick Roy

I never thought this one was particularly clever. I just chalked it up to a guy on the spot, trying to be witty in a second language.

Or maybe he likes to stuff his rings in his ears?
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itechwarrior
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Butters McFly wrote:
I never thought this one was particularly clever. I just chalked it up to a guy on the spot, trying to be witty in a second language.

Or maybe he likes to stuff his rings in his ears?


It's absolutely clever! "Hi I can't hear you cause I'm THAT MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!!!"

It's grand.
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Butters McFly
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess I just don't get it because my licorice whips are blocking my anterior frontal lobe. Rolling Eyes
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Butters McFly
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lupin III wrote:
Read one in Goalie's World from Turco. Not restricted to goaltending but: Stats are like bikinis: they show a lot but they don't show everything.

I do like this one.
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Butters McFly
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just did some research. Tony Esposito was always my favorite. If you ask me, his best quotes, according to the "Legends of Hockey" series, were

Goaltending isn't a team sport.


They expect you to make all the saves, and some days, you're just not there.


No matter what you do, some days, the puck goes in.

I repaired my own pads myself. I sewed 'em all, did everything. Sure, I had 'em about 14 inches, times... but, uh, why not? If you get away with it?

Then I had a web between my legs one time...
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Butters McFly
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phil Esposito quote, right after Tony confesses...

"Nowadays, you don't think the goaltenders cheat? Look at the size of their gloves."

"God. And their pads are like 3 inches wider than what my brother wore."
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