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FutureSuperstar93
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| I used real ages and people I know, except I just took a random 50 |
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Otter
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Location: Mississauga, Ontario
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:54 am Post subject: |
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| FutureSuperstar93 wrote: | I just made it up to make people with real reasons mad  |
but you have a real reason for choosing number 1 anyways....
actually many of them... i'll point them out for you in case you forgot
1 = how high you can count.
1 = your iq
1 = the number of girls you've seen naked (not counting images from computer/photo/magazine/books etc.)
1 = penis size (in inches - i won't be mean and go by the metric system, that base 10 stuff tends to mess up Americans)
1 = where you rank as a goalie on your hs team (i'll at least give you that one)
and now let the barrage of FS trying to out insult me begin.
and, before anyone gets all bent out of shape, here's where I say
I"M JOKING. Please, this is all in fun, as FS tends to put himself out there for these types of posts. I do it for the humourous value it provides all of us on the forum. And I know FS is a pretty decent sport about it all. (At least, he seems like a decent sport... I really hope he doesn't just sit in a corner and cry over my posts... that would make me feel bad.)
Sorry FS, you know I wouldn't be able to leave that one alone.
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fender122a
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:53 am Post subject: |
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i use the number 2 right now its my fave number been using it in everything
but gonna switch to 30 it has a higher sentimental value and value to me
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montreal961
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:56 am Post subject: |
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| fender122a wrote: | i use the number 2 right now its my fave number been using it in everything
but gonna switch to 30 it has a higher sentimental value and value to me |
LOL, #2. Second best ? Or second base? 
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FutureSuperstar93
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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| The metric system is stupid |
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FutureSuperstar93
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Otter wrote: | | FutureSuperstar93 wrote: | | I just made it up to make people with real reasons mad |
but you have a real reason for choosing number 1 anyways....
actually many of them... i'll point them out for you in case you forgot
into the billions = how high you can count.
125+ = your iq
too many to count = the number of girls you've seen naked (not counting images from computer/photo/magazine/books etc.)
bigger than yours = penis size (in inches - i won't be mean and go by the metric system, that base 10 stuff tends to mess up Americans)
1 = where you rank as a goalie on your hs team (i'll at least give you that one) |
Fixed your mistakes |
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montreal961
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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| FutureSuperstar93 wrote: | | Otter wrote: | | FutureSuperstar93 wrote: | | I just made it up to make people with real reasons mad |
but you have a real reason for choosing number 1 anyways....
actually many of them... i'll point them out for you in case you forgot
into the billions = how high you can count.
125+ = your iq
too many to count = the number of girls you've seen naked (not counting images from computer/photo/magazine/books etc.)
bigger than yours = penis size (in inches - i won't be mean and go by the metric system, that base 10 stuff tends to mess up Americans)
1 = where you rank as a goalie on your hs team (i'll at least give you that one) |
So your saying that Otter ha a bigger penis that you? its probably true, but why would you admit it ?
Fixed your mistakes |
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Raisin Bran
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Joined: 29 Jan 2008
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Location: Montreal, Quebec
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Wow a Red Wings fan from the mid 90's... who likes Claude Lemieux... 
As for the jersey... yeah as a goalie I'd take #1... good ol' Kirk Mclean's #... and Luongo's #.... |
Yeah I've been looked at akwardly often after saying that I am both a true Fan of Detroit and that I like Claude Lemieux.
I wonder if you can have a jersey with a number like 124 or anything in the hundreds? Would be funny .... I'd definitaley wear that! 1'd be 121
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gimbo726
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Otter
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Joined: 24 Mar 2007
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Location: Mississauga, Ontario
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| FutureSuperstar93 wrote: |
Fixed your mistakes |
I'm sorry, but since when did I make mistakes?
And, I'm curious about your answers there. You've implied one of two things...
Either a)
You can count into the billions, and have seen that many girls naked (which is virtually impossible. (The math works out to roughly 150 000 naked girls a day, every day, for 20 years.)
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You can only count as high as the number of girls you've seen naked. (I'm gonna be nice and say it's easily not more than 100 - unless you're a peeping tom or some other degenerate pervert.)
So, once again, you provide ample ammunition for my arguments. Which leads me to believe you might be overestimating on your IQ as well.
I won't get started on how you thing the metric system is stupid. I'll simply just laugh at you.... ha ha ha ha ha... ijit. You probably think binary is stupid also.
And to add something relatively on topic... i'll put down number 10 for a possible jersey number as well... because that's how many types of people there are in the world. Those that can count in binary, and those that can't.
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gimbo726
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There's simply no winning on this forum and I love it 
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Otter
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:02 am Post subject: |
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I always win. Then again, I'm only ever really against FS, so I guess I shouldn't get too cocky.
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FutureSuperstar93
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:08 am Post subject: |
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| I lost count, sorry |
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fender122a
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:02 am Post subject: |
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hey i will settle for second best if its out of every goalie there is
and second base is where i start with the ladies
mainly its because i love to poop
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Otter
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mainly its because i love to poop |
now that is some funny sh*t.
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